where do aliens hang out


this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

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"hi i’m harry"

"hi harry, we’re in the same band."


no this is is probably exactly what they were doing though

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”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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Do you ever get to that part in a book where everything is just too good to be true and it’s like the calm before the storm and it has you all nervous and jumpy?

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yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)


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I hope when you peel citrus fruit
that it all comes out in one piece.
I hope that you have nothing to do today
so that you can stay in the shower
because sometimes that’s the warmest
and safest place to be.

I hope you let the sidewalk kiss
the bottoms of your bare
blistered feet after you’ve walked
far too long in uncomfortable shoes.

I hope the lights are all green on your drive home.
I hope the cashier looks at you like you’re beautiful.
I hope you have an appetite tonight and I hope
you have good things to eat.

I hope the walk to your car smells like trees.
I hope you haven’t forgotten how lovely you are.

We all have different definitions of a good day.
I hope you get some stuff done
even when you couldn’t leave your bed last week.
I hope you went outside even though
you didn’t want to see anyone.
I hope you at least have a day
where nothing bad happens.

I hope you have a day when you give yourself a break
because you need to remember that you’re human.
I hope you do something that makes you feel good about yourself.
I hope you do something for you and only you.
I hope you remember it’s not selfish.
I hope you remember it’s okay to eat.

Most of all, I hope you don’t die
because you are so many people’s reasons
to stay alive.


4:20 p.m. (You deserve the best, I hope you get it)

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does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident


yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

We’re concerned.

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Niall Horan drunk

I dare you to understand what he’s saying

“The only way is Essex bruv, d’ya know what I mean? I’ve got all the gear and no idea, d’ya know what I mean mate?”

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list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

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I didn’t realize the Giffoni Film Festival was actually a GQ photoshoot.


also why are people jumping on celebrities’ cars what is your intention with that do you think they’ll see your face pressed up against their window and think ‘wow i really want that face on my face instead of on the window of this moving vehicle’

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