thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

(via recklesslukey)





Why is it you said you would help me and then when I’m asking you for help,you’re too busy? I’m just taking you up on YOUR offer. You knew I needed this done for today



prettymuchjustsomestuff:

prettymuchjustsomestuff:

i will never tire of this outfit 5/5

apparently the day zayn wore this was the best day in the world.




jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

(via tayallisons)



the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong


prejaculate:

probably no one thought about me today

(via coldasnicole)



"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via tayallisons)



cheeky-tomlinsonn:

remember when niall farted on the x factor and he thought no one would notice but




"A book is always worth losing sleep for."
words of a sleep-deprived bibliophile (via scripturientintrovert)

(Source: thoughtfuldork, via langleav)



thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

(via tayallisons)



ratchetlarry:

2014 and im still using liam’s hair to determine how old certain pictures are

(Source: jointlit, via fondofstylinson)



ask-an-mra-anything:

sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it

(via tayallisons)